from the land of nod: Archive

February 2012

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bremser: Carrying a film camera around in the 21st century, the most common question people ask me is: Can you still buy film for that? Kodak’s recent announcement of bankruptcy is a sad moment in American corporate history. The company will not receive the kind of support the automotive industry was given, but along with companies like Levis, Coca-Cola and Ford, Kodak has been an ambassador...

Feb 3rd

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October 2009

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Oct 22nd

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September 2009

4 posts

August 2009

9 posts

langer: Daft Punk, Tron: Legacy theme (Cryda Luv...

Aug 2nd

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Aug 1st

July 2009

7 posts

 Yoboseyoh = Moshi Moshi (Japan) = Hello (only on the telephone).
Man on the subway: Yo-bo-sey-oh....Yo-bo-sey-oh? Nay nay....Yo-bo-sey-oh?....Yo-bo-sey-oh?...Eh? Yo-bo-sey-oh?... *clears throat* YO!-BO!-SEY!-OH!?....YO-BO-SEY-OH!!?....*ten second pause*...... Yoboseyoh?
Me: Just hang up.
Man on the subway: Yo-bo-sey-oh (like five more times)
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST, IF YOU SAY YOBOSEYOH ONE MORE MOBILEFUCKING TIME, I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME? HANG UP THE PHONE. HANG IT UP RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE SHOULD BE A DEDICATED CAR ON THIS SUBWAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IT'D BE THE WRETCHEDNESS CAR, AND IT WOULD BE FULL OF WASTE-OF-SPACE-FUCKERS LIKE YOU SCREAMING YOBOSEYOH INTO HANDPHONES, SPITTING ON THE GROUND, COUGHING WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH, PLAYING NINTENDO DS WITHOUT HEADPHONES ON, AND PREACHING ALL KINDS OF JESUS SHIT ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

Jul 12th

June 2009

2 posts

Safety #1

chiam: Painting the exterior of a building is no job for someone who is afraid of heights. Nor is it a job for someone who gives a rats ass about motherfucking safety standards. Please note, the tree is planted in soil three painted tires deep. I can’t imagine it would take much to uproot it. I really have no fucking clue what the painter was thinking. Motherfucker has balls bigger than his...

Jun 23rd