Yoboseyoh = Moshi Moshi (Japan) = Hello (only on the telephone).
Man on the subway:
Yo-bo-sey-oh....Yo-bo-sey-oh? Nay nay....Yo-bo-sey-oh?....Yo-bo-sey-oh?...Eh? Yo-bo-sey-oh?... *clears throat* YO!-BO!-SEY!-OH!?....YO-BO-SEY-OH!!?....*ten second pause*...... Yoboseyoh?
Me:
Just hang up.
Man on the subway:
Yo-bo-sey-oh (like five more times)
Me:
HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST, IF YOU SAY YOBOSEYOH ONE MORE MOBILEFUCKING TIME, I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR FUCKING TONGUE OUT. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME? HANG UP THE PHONE. HANG IT UP RIGHT NOW. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE SHOULD BE A DEDICATED CAR ON THIS SUBWAY FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. IT'D BE THE WRETCHEDNESS CAR, AND IT WOULD BE FULL OF WASTE-OF-SPACE-FUCKERS LIKE YOU SCREAMING YOBOSEYOH INTO HANDPHONES, SPITTING ON THE GROUND, COUGHING WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH, PLAYING NINTENDO DS WITHOUT HEADPHONES ON, AND PREACHING ALL KINDS OF JESUS SHIT ALL OVER EACH OTHER.
